Sanctimonious Slimes vs. Expired Epicures
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Learn MoreA vault built by the earliest humans to contain the things which frightened them.
A medusa whose hair has taken charge.
A village under the tyranny of a cruel religion.
A congregation of slime creatures who know they're better than everyone else.
And a group of dead people who just want to have a good time.
Enter the Dungeon
About the book:
Sanctimonious Slimes vs Expires Epicures is a dungeon delve written by Nick LS Whelan (Miscreated Creatures, Deadly Dungeons) and illustrated by Morriebird and Samantha Miller.
It's brimming with dynamic factions and weird magic, laid out for ease of use at the table, and tuned to produce maximum shenanigans.
Within Sanctimonious Slimes vs Expires Epicures you'll find:
- 6 factions including an ennui-afflicted medusa, holier-than-thou slimes, and hedonistic skeletons!
- 30 bizarre rooms including the Infiniforest, the Argumentoria, and the Moldering Boudoir!
- 14 random tables including “Grotesque Mutations”, “Stone Dreams”, and “Things a talking snake might say to convert you to their religion.”
- 2 New Testaments ready for use by Zealots in any Errant campaign.
- An environment where magic is unstable and death is not what it seems!
Sanctimonious Slimes vs Expires Epicures is designed for use with Errant, but is broadly compatible with your classic fantasy RPG of choice.
The Team:
Writing, illustration, and layout by Nick LS Whelan
Cover Art and illustration by Morriebird
Illustration by Samantha Miller
Editing by Comrade Pollux and Ava Islam.
Additional editing by Chris H.
