Random Fighter Grab Bag - Exalted Funeral
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Random Fighter Grab Bag

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Random Fighter Grab Bag - Exalted Funeral

Random Fighter Grab Bag

$15.00 USD
$25.00 USD $15.00 USD

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Like a freezing ninja, or a fire breathing skeleton ninja. 
These bags are mysterious....

We shall rebuild from the detritus of what was. 

We are not machines, we do not learn. There is no machine learning in these bags.

August 29th, 1997 the world ended. We did not notice in the hullabaloo of Wizards enveloping Tactical Studies.

Donna Harraway's manifesto became our handbook. We fell forward in time 28 years to make these. 

The shelves are tall as the pain we have endured... Gathered from Parts Unknown, Lands Not Here...

We carry the mystery bag. WHAT does this bag contain?
I have a question to answer your question.
As you realize all that is left is total self destruction
Do you show self pity?
Do you try to reason why?
Do you try and comfort the normals who have more fear than you?

Shove that control into a nose dive!!!
Push yourself to total self destruction!!!!
You are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown.

I was siting in a castle in a place long from here. I came here for one reason to attack and keep coming. This freak of nature right here is just beginning to swell, floating through the veins of the power of the warrior.

I HAVE THE POWER!

To prepare you must ask yourself, should I jump off the tallest building in the world? Should I lay on the lawn and let them run over me with lawn mowers? Should I go to Africa and let them trample me with raging elephants? Should I cry alone in the cellar of snake mountain?

Should you take your chances on a grab bag from PARTS UNKNOWN?!?

You can feel it!!!

Load the space ship with the rocket fuel, load it with damaged zines!

Get swept through a blackhole to an ancient alien universe.

In my final meeting with the gods in the heavens above, they told me to clear the warehouse.

Dig your claws into my organs, stretch into my tendons, the power of the Warrior will always prevail!

Nightmares are the best part of my day!

I live for anger and frustration!

Find DESTRUCITY!

Each grab bag contains one book (perfect bound or hardcover) and two zines (saddle-stitch). Some material may show wear.
Random Fighter Grab Bag - Exalted Funeral
Random Fighter Grab Bag
Random Fighter Grab Bag - Exalted Funeral

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