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9 Lives to Valhalla + PDF
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Nine lives to stalk the earth!
Nine times to die with sword in paw!
Nine Lives to Valhalla!
You are a death metal viking cat, earning your place in the drinking halls of Valhalla by casting a wake of blood and carnage upon the blighted earth in each of your 9 lives. Guided personally by DEATH, your merry band will leave a wake of ruin ending only at the hands of a truly worthy foe. Find treasures, trade with merchants, mercenaries, or ghosts, and follow DEATH to seek worthy foes, fiendish traps, and ensure your place among the greatest warriors of catkind!
About the game:
Designed for fast-paced, high energy play, 9 Lives to Valhalla is a standalone, rules-light tabletop rpg for 2-6 players in the classic tradition of animal adventurers in a surprisingly dark fantasy world. It’s perfect for over-the-top livestreams, single-session games at your kitchen table, and joining your friends on a journey of brutal ferocity as you rampage through a cursed landscape against anyone who would resurrect ancient tyrannies.
Key Features:
- An original rule set designed for high speed carnage across a post-human landscape, playing as a member of a cat warband or DEATH itself, where every roll of the dice is a life on the line - sometimes even the GM’s!
- All new original art depicting the inhabitants of the Age of Beasts including cat vikings, mouse knights, and leash-worshipping dog sorcerers!
- A full spate of blessings from the Panthera Pantheon for your Cat to earn through glorious death, including Witches Sight, Rustum’s Darting Flame, and Eyes that Burn as Stars!
- Everything you need to make magickal, armored, giant, and tricky foes on the fly, from hummingbird assassins to skeletal dragons.
- Guidance on how to discuss tone, establish boundaries, and adjust situations on the fly to help all players enjoy an evening of outrageous ultra-violence.
- A printable character sheet with combat reference to track your warrior cat's blessings, deaths, and hated nemesis.
- A full pantheon of great cats, a world of strangers and traders, and plenty of treasure to drive your game!"
The Team:
Written by Kali Lawrie and Dan Phipps.
32 pages, A5 saddle stitched zine, color throughout. Includes PDF.
Also check out the adventure for 9 Lives to Valhalla, The Wreck of the Murderous!






This concept is amazing! I cannot wait to dive in and drag my fellow nerdlings and siblings into this adventurous cat Shenanigans!!