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Portents of the Degloved Hand - Exalted Funeral
Portents of the Degloved Hand - Exalted Funeral

Portents of the Degloved Hand

An “Omen Sacrifice Deck” designed specifically for Mörk Borg

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Old-School Essentials Official Adventure Scenario: Adventure Anthology 1

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Old-School Essentials Adventure 

 

Four short adventures for Old-School Essentials, each crafted by a leading old-school writer. PCs’ search for gold and glory will take them from disease-ridden sewers and bejeweled vaults, to sinister temples and to the deep void of space.

  • The Jeweler’s Sanctum (level 1–3):
    Delve into the abandoned workshop of a jeweler-magician.
    Written by Giuseppe Rotondo, illustrated by Mark Lyons.
  • Curse of the Maggot God (level 2–3):
    Brave the sewer lair of a maggot-worshiping heretic.
    Written by Glynn Seal, illustrated by Peter Pagano.
  • The Sunbathers (level 3):
    Uncover the dark secrets of the accursed temple of Lethe.
    Written by Brad Kerr, illustrated by Chris Malec.
  • The Comet That Time Forgot (level 9+):
    Escape from a doomed comet hurtling through space.
    Written by D. M. Wilson and Sarah Brunt, illustrated by Stefan Poag.

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    Cover artist: Frank Scacalossi

    64 page hardcover; A5 (Digest) size; deluxe quality sewn binding; endpapers printed with maps and area summaries.. PDF included. 

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    The Village of Omelette

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    ‘Twas a time o' peace. A time o' sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows. Aye, a time of eggs sunny side up.

     

    The fowl Forces of Duckness that once menaced the Village of Omelette long forgotten. But, lo and behold, the Army of Duckness ‘twas not defeated. Oh no, merely banished. And now it's quack! Lurking with a vengeance, like a mallard from the muck. Omelette calls out for heroes, for without 'em, we're all doomed!

     

    About the book:

     
    The Village of Omelette is an homage to the legendary EGG. A duckly humorous adventure set in AquaLoonia, for the tabletop roleplaying game DuckQuest, but is easily adapted to other classic RPGs. 

    Many, many years ago, Gary Gygax brought a village called Hommlet from his home campaign to the world. This is not that village. Sure, there will be an idyllic country setting with an iconic dungeon-like ruins nearby. Hey, there’s also a war brewing between Law and Chaos... but... new creatures, factions, powers, and wonders await you in Omelette! There’s also ducks. A lot of ducks. The walking, talking, anthropomorphic kind of duck. There are other critters too, and plenty of fowl puns.
     

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      Darcy Perry of Star Hat Miniatures

      Published by Exalted Funeral Press

      An Exalted Funeral exclusive!

       

      Book: 56 pages, 8.5" x 5.5" saddle stitched book, color cover and interiors. Includes pdf. 

       

      And don't forget to pick up the first adventure for DuckQuest, The Banshee of Billfort, available exclusively from Exalted Funeral!

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      It's not a magazine just about or for filmmakers; it's a love letter to films, video games, and board games written by people whose passions lie beyond those things.

      I always loved that Nintendo's game designers were all people without a games background: Pikmin was created by a gardener, Splatoon by an artist. Disco Elysium was written by a political activist and novelist. If your reaction is to say that "Shigeru Miyamoto wasn't a gardener!", this magazine might not be for you. That's okay.

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